About the Wise Guy

My name is Dan Ryan. I have come unto you to spread a great message from above. It is written in a language I do not recognize (French?). Until the day I understand it I will write about random crap. That is my solemn vow to you.

3 Responses to “About the Wise Guy”

  1. Mark Trost Says:

    Welcome to cyberspace Sir – I’m looking forward to reading your work.

  2. Greg Says:

    So, all that stuff in your brain and this is what you write for your first blog?
    By the way, Dan, I am 50 and still only pee once a night. You just need to learn to hold it in or don’t drink so much beer before bedtime.
    By the way, I have already told my son (your nephew) that he needs to take care of us when we are old, so go some place else for old age assistance.

  3. Mark Trost Says:

    Um … ok guys, I’m only 46 yet I sleep all night. Ok, fine. I wake up at 5 am everyday. But that’s because I come from a long line of irish farmers. Ok horse thieves are sort of like farmers. Yeah, they are.

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